Monday, June 13, 2011

Wild conjecture

Dear Pundits,

I heard that The Trump Suit isn't running; some silly people thought it was because The Barak made nasty jokes about him at that commedy show, and the Trump Suit, like a grizzly bopped on the nose, ran off into the forest. I think he was paid off.

Some other silly people thought The Trump Suit would have made an exemplary incorrupt President, because he was already so absurdly wealthy that he couldn't be bribed. Behold how ridiculous the proposition is: The Trump Suit has, by his extreme wealth and conspicuous consumption, demonstrated that he is eminently buyable; the whole premise of The Apprentice is that The Trump Suit doesn't receive you into his employ: he hands you kick-backs, if you're the toughest publican in the bunch.

So, I'm willing to bet one cold potato's digital photograph that The Trump Suit figured it was a better deal to mind his own household, and enjoy the happenstance of whatever November next year may bring.

a foreigner


Enbrethiliel said...


Dear Foreigner,

Don't you mean, "The Trump Toupee"?

(Oh, look! Six words!)

An Exile

/dev/null said...

Dear Exile.

How are you getting into the Pundits' letters?! ;-)

Clearly, you've much to learn about burning Bridges (Not Jeff; the contractual sort). Toupée or not toupée --- try the latter, and you're charged with dine and dash, unless you be a registered!

--- unsigned

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